What You Will Do
This tour of Amsterdam is much different than the usual politically correct.
Think of this as the politically incorrect tour of Amsterdam, so bear that in mind when going on this tour.
It will be full of bad language, bad taste jokes and, yes, of course, a history lesson!. No snowflakes allowed!
Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
Itinerary
Meeting Point
GVB building - Centraal station. Guide will be OUTSIDE with a mini yellow flag! (Next to Café-Restaurant Loetje)
1
Centraal Station
25 minutes
Our guide meets and greets, explains the tour and the location and the introduction of the city Amsterdam.
2
Cafe Karpershoek
15 minutes
Details of why this place is and was so important. Your guide will give an overview about why this city is the way it is. Of course some fun local tips. Most importantly, the first registered tapper, Vrerick Geritssen starts selling beer 1606!
3
Nieuwezijds Gay Sauna
10 minutes
This is one of the oldest inhabited parts of the city. Your guide will describe how life was like back then, how much fun it was and what kind of stuff they dug up from this area.
4
Dam Square & Damstraat
20 minutes
We will share what each century contributed and what changes were done at this location. Naturally describe all the other modern day events that go on here as well. Oh yes, there are some cool buildings too!
5
Begijnhof
15 minutes
This stop we will talk about who stayed in these places, its interesting history and its uses for today. Could be fun!
6
Museum Het Rembrandthuis
15 minutes
Here we get to talk about how awesome Rembrandt was and all the crazy things that he did. Wrap up the overview of Amsterdam.
7
Amsterdam Museum
15 minutes
We will have a chat about the type of museums in the Netherlands and Amsterdam. Of course the surrounding buildings and area .
8
Bloemenmarkt
5 minutes
A brief background on how it started and where it is today!
9
In de Waag
25 minutes
This is where conclude our tour and share about all the madness around us and retract on the things we got to see.
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